Trauma, but Make It Trendy

$34.00
This Lemon Mostly Squeezed

Bold font. Blank stare. This hat says what your therapist already knows. The “Emotional Damage” Otto hat is stitched with cold, unprocessed honesty—and just enough sarcasm to keep it socially acceptable.

Whether you’re deflecting with humor or just accessorizing your generational baggage, this hat’s for anyone who’s ever cried during a Taco Bell ad and said “I’m fine.”

Unhealed, unbothered, unbeatable.

Bold font. Blank stare. This hat says what your therapist already knows. The “Emotional Damage” Otto hat is stitched with cold, unprocessed honesty—and just enough sarcasm to keep it socially acceptable.

Whether you’re deflecting with humor or just accessorizing your generational baggage, this hat’s for anyone who’s ever cried during a Taco Bell ad and said “I’m fine.”

Unhealed, unbothered, unbeatable.